19-Nov-2013 03:29:04 PM (GMT)
You're all going to laugh and don't want this story to haunt me more than it is already so I'm using anondit.

After my father passed away, my mother moved to a gated senior community near my family. She's not in poor health by any means and moved because after we lost dad because she was lonely. The community has a lot of activities and really gives back in terms of aged, but able bodied and sharp volunteers. My mother goes twice a week to my son's elementary to read to the children and help the teachers with rote prep and paper work. It's nice to see her out and being active and she's become a lot more outgoing and light hearted since her move. Losing her husband of almost 47 years was tough but i'm glad she's found some joy and purpose.

Here's the thing: my mom and her friends are sex fiends. Two weeks ago I popped over to drop off some fabric for a costume she is making for our son. I didn't think she'd be home. I was very wrong. As soon as I walked into the apartment I knew something was going on given the sounds of scrambling coming from the living room. I called out for her and my mom yells "JEN WHATEVER YOU DO, JUST STAY IN THE KITCHEN I WILL BE RIGHT THERE." She runs in wearing only a shirt and a very red face. I told her I thought she was out with a class and aplogized for barging in unannounced. I peek out of the kitchen
And see at least two females and at least one male scrambling to get clothes on and hide "stuff". I was flustered and made an excuse to get out as soon as possible. We both knew what was up.

Mom called me later that night and apologized for me having to see that and suggested maybe from now on my husband and I call at least a half hour prior to "popping in". I agreed. Then mom asked me not to judge her and that she was "very happy" for the first time since dad passed.

Thing is, I've been around the kink block a time or two and can't really judge my mother. Should I just pretend this never happened or discuss safe sex with mom? My husband commented that he "now knows where I get it from" which made me laugh but shudder. How should I deal with this? Yeah, I understand my mom is a sexual being, but I don't want her to get hurt.

Any advice? Should I just shut my mouth?
19-Nov-2013 03:44:38 PM (GMT)
Is she hot?  She's old.  Do you find old women hot.

I just worry she'll get an STD.

This whole situation is embarrassing and makes me want to sue Pfizer for mental distress.
19-Nov-2013 03:47:36 PM (GMT)
It's not like I burst in the door of a 14 yr old boy's room.  You don't expect your mom to be getting plowed in the middle of the day.  Christ.

The worst part?  The smell. Smelled like a porno shot in a pharmacy.
19-Nov-2013 03:53:07 PM (GMT)
I've decided I will have to ask her about using protection and STDs. I don't have time to run her to the doctor constantly if she ends up with that burning sensation when she pees or underwear fromage.
19-Nov-2013 03:58:40 PM (GMT)
And NO, I am not jealous. I can get action whenever I want.  Unwrinkled action.

19-Nov-2013 04:05:51 PM (GMT)
I guess I know why she insisted on leaving the plastic on the furniture.
19-Nov-2013 05:22:35 PM (GMT)
Wow Green.  Great.  Now I get judged by people that can't even scrape up $5 dollars a month?

19-Nov-2013 05:31:29 PM (GMT)
HURR DURR do you know how many "Jen"s there are.  It's hardly giving anything away.  Get back to work columbo.